Best Line

Whether you're short or black, Best Lines are sure to revolve around you!

Whether you're short or black, Best Lines are sure to revolve around you!

Quack

Whether you're short or black, Best Lines are sure to revolve around you!

KGB

...To Monte saying he won't bring woowoo machine "Congrats to 1st 2-time Douche of the Year Winner!"

Spyderrrrrrrrrrr

You're not gonna believe this...they said someone JUST CALLED asking for douche."

Jambone

Actually, its Colt Thomas, age 5, saying Uncle Winthorp's going to get his ass whipped!

Hurricane

Wait 'til I hit my growth spurt, you're all in trouble

KGB

JT's early exit from the cornhole tourney

Size Ten

A first tee thank you to Grandpa's wife

GStan

"Your Mom"'s Ball Washer

Sleepy

KGB...How's it feel, focker?!

Bartlett

Better check ingredients before tasting Bartletts omelettes

Kid Rock

How far away were Boland and Kerchack?

So where is that cabin, anyway?

Quack

I didn't know they sold rainshorts, Boland!

Sheiker

Has Brent always been that way or is it just a recent development?

Kid Rock

Voted by the Steering Committee

All you white people look the same to me.

Penn State Football Comment

Jambone

Note to self...

Bartlett

What matters, matters!

What would you like on your taco?

Butter

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