There's An App For That.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2026
The Golfapalooza organization is proud to announce that the official app experience has arrived, and it's unlike anything the golf world has ever seen. Well, at least unlike anything our golf world has ever seen. And honestly, that's the only golf world that matters.
Whether you're a grizzled veteran of the fairways or a wide-eyed rookie still figuring out which end of the putter to hold, the Golfapalooza app puts everything you need right in your pocket. Here's what you can do.
Right Now: Get Ready for the Trip
The event might be months away, but the fun starts today.
- Chat — Trash talk your fellow Loozers, send GIFs, react to messages, and stay in the loop with group and direct conversations. Read receipts included, so there's no hiding.
- Photo & Video Gallery — Browse and upload photos from past trips, tag your friends, leave reactions, and relive the glory days (or the embarrassing ones).
- Music — Browse the Golfapalooza soundtrack, mark your favorites, and queue up the vibes. There's literally something for everyone.
- RSVP — Let the organizers know how likely you are to attend.
- Your Profile — Fill out your bio, upload an avatar, share your occupation, hometown, and golf story. How long have you been playing? What's your typical shot shape? What's the best shot you've ever hit? This is your baseball card — make it count.
- Articles — Read the latest news, announcements, and dispatches from Golfapalooza HQ.
- Nominate a Rookie — Know someone who belongs at Golfapalooza? Submit their name for consideration.
- My Rounds — Log your personal rounds throughout the year. Track your scores and courses, and we'll eventually have a handicap for you.
- Notebook — Your go-to reference for trip info, rules, and important notes — all organized and searchable.
As the Trip Approaches: Lock In Your Details
When September rolls around, things get real.
- Trip Options — Select your merchandise, add-ons, and preferences before the deadline.
- Financials — See exactly what you owe (or what you're owed), review your transaction history, and settle up.
- Schedule — View the full trip itinerary, find your tee times, see your teammates, and know exactly where to be and when.
- Room Assignments — See your room, and the rest of the floors, and what amenities are included.
- Course Info — Study the course layout hole by hole — par, yardage, handicap index, and satellite views.
During the Event: Game On
This is what it's all been building toward.
- Live Scramble Scoring — Enter scores hole by hole during your round. Real-time. No pencils required.
- KGB Cup — Follow the Ryder Cup-style team competition with live match scoring and team point totals.
- Leaderboards & Scorecards — See where every team stands after each day's round.
- Skins — Track who won skins on every hole.
- Daily Games — Closest to the Pin, Long Drive, Long Putt — see the winners as they happen.
- 100 Feet — The closest-to-100-feet contest, tracked by hole and day.
- BSPITW — Best Scramble Partner in the World standings. Putt points, hole outs, and team scoring.
- Whitey's Pick'em — Make your predictions before game time and see how you stack up.
- Calcutta — View auction results, team ownership, and prize payouts. The live auction is going to blow your mind.
- Cornhole Brackets — Singles and doubles tournament brackets, updated in real time.
Always Available
No matter when you open the app, you've got:
- Push notifications so you never miss an update
- Loozer profiles to scout (or stalk) your competition
- The music player — because every great moment needs a soundtrack
The game is bigger than golf. The app is your clubhouse, your caddy, and your scoreboard — all in one. See you in September, Loozers.
— Golfapalooza HQ