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MEET THE LOOZERS
Meet the Loozers: The Greatest Collection of Questionable Human Beings Ever Assembled If you haven’t spent at least an hour creeping through the new L...
Jambone-Jul 7
Options are Open!
Welcome to the New World! Options for GXXX officially open today and can be accessed exclusively through the Golfapalooza app. Through the app you wil...
Randy Watson-May 22
Rookies Guide to Golfapalooza
The Unwritten Rules of Golfapalooza An Official Advisory to Incoming Rookies If you are reading this as a Rookie, welcome. You’ve probably been told t...
Jambone-May 14
The Golfapalooza Soundtrack Has Arrived!
There was a time… not long ago… when Golfapalooza music meant whatever someone’s phone happened to be connected to the cart Bluetooth at that exact mo...
Jambone-May 1
There's An App For That.
The Golfapalooza organization is proud to announce that the official app experience has arrived, and it's unlike anything the golf world has ever seen...
Quack-Apr 15
Cornhole Doubles Bracket Revealed
BETHEL PARK, PA — Following Friday's Singles bracket reveal, Founding Father Michael "Sheiker" Long walked to the podium to announce this year's teams...
Quack-Aug 24
Cornhole Singles Promises Major Fireworks!
POWELL, OH — Founding Father Brian "Butter" Flanagan stepped up to the podium, flashed his smile and quickly jumped into this year's Cornhole Singles ...
Quack-Aug 22
Draft Day Drama: Teams Chafed and Loaded Take Shape
TERRA ALTA, WV — Last night at 6:00 PM Eastern, the captains of the 2025 KGB Cup — Greg “Double G” Garrett of Team Loaded and Rick “Dosky” Dosky of Te...
Quack-Aug 16
Apparel Link Ready For Launch
COLUMBUS, OH — After many communication gaps, email glitches, vacations, and assorted other breakdowns the Golfapalooza XXVIIII merchandise portal is ...
Quack-Aug 12
GXXVIIII Fees Set
TERRA ALTA, WV — As we reach the 90-day mark until GXXVIIII it's time to formally announce this year's costs. After being able to hold costs flat last...
Quack-Jun 24Registration and Options now open
BETHEL PARK, PA — The Golfapalooza Founding Fathers convened a press conference to announce the opening of the registration cycle for GXXVIIII. Father...
Quack-Mar 21